CNN/HLN/Robin Meade…What gives?????

by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

ok, ok, I’ve written about this concern of mine before and I think I called it “What’s with the cult of personality?”…..yes, Robin Meade is very telegenic…and if I wasn’t married she would be in my bed in a Montreal moment….but what is up with her screeching advertising of her show?  does she want to be a rock star (looks yes, voice no)?  or does she want to be a professional as she is in her own right?  I mean, damn it…I purposely get up early in the morning to watch her and look at her and see what she is wearing (more low cut please)….but to hear her screeching so called singing on commercials advertising her hours on HLN even my cat just goes crazy running away….so Robin, more T&A, less singing….yours, Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Oh Canada…H1N1 Flu Vacine…for Athletes????

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok, ok, being a true Canadian I know that Canada sucks and blows (especially the women) over our hockey mega gods who get paid mega millions, but for the one instance that we know was caught re Calgary Flames Hockey team all getting their H1N1 flu shot in a private undisclosed location, in other words not in a hospital, out in the open, they secretly get the H1N1 shot…ok, that’s cool…we love our dummies on skates…now, statistically speaking how many lives did they endanger because of their greediness?  i.e. children, pregnant women, the elderly like my old inlaws who live in a retirement home with 100 other elderly people and all the friends and family that drop by for those over 100 people….professional atheletes in Canada…stick to what you do best…excel in your field and continue being arrested for drunk driving…those two things are what you do best…you are not worthy any more than we are…in the lineup…and I know one of your officials got fired, I hope many more are to come….it is like the old adage of a sinking boat….women and children first…but you bastards took up a life raft or two….how many did you leave behind?  Just curious, Andy from Ottawa

USA…I sympathize for your bad week…especially today….

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

USA, like my title says, once again you have had a wretched week…culminating in todays outrage at Fort Hood…..gang rapes, murdered police officers, I could go on and on and on….but, you get my point….I feel so sorry as a human and as somebody who once spent two halcyon years in California and considers myself part American by love and choice….I am so sorry for your rotten week………I would strongly suggest cull your perverts, murderers, repeat offenders, religious zealots, overseas infiltrators and provocaters….I think that would be a good first step….God Bless America….and God Bless Canada…America’s best ally….Andy from Ottawa….

Sir Elton John…e-coli victim…teeheehee…

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well…ummm…ahhhhh….ahhmmmmm….the beknighted Elton is indisposed with the flu and a particular e-coli infection….well…go to your dictionary and you know that e-coli comes from feces and filth…hmmmmm…me thinks his Canadian boyfriend of over 30 years must take more showers before he partakes to Sir Elton’s chamber….I cannot go on anymore….I’m laughing too hard…your’s, Andy from Ottawa

USA… What is going on?

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

USA, I’ve sent this blog out several times….why are you withholding the totality of your deaths in Iraq of your brave men and women who have lost their lives for an ingrate nation?  The last count I heard was months ago by Nancy Grace on HLN and that had it (months ago) at 4342 and what about the totality of your Afghan losses…another ingrate nation…ya, we hear 2 a day here, 14 a day there….but we never hear the totality…are you afraid…you politicians that is….of the Viet Nam War curse…just wondering…I have even called several times the military attache’s office in Ottawa ie. your own embassy and they all play dumb when it comes to that question….I say to them well check your computer….and they say we have no computer access to that….ya right!  in the military attache’s office….I dare you for the sake of your own people who want their boys and girls home and I also dare you to be truthful as President Obama promised he would be to furnish the numbers on a regular bases….and trust me with my persistence and my wife’s computer savy we could find Michael Moore in a Montreal moment and ask him….skeptically yours, Andy from Ottawa….

The Dreaded Mexican Staring Frog Got Me!!!!

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Oh my God, Oh my God, this morning at 10:34 a.m. EST, I got zapped and under the spell of a Mexican staring frog (species from Southern Sri Lanka) and he was staring at me as I was smoking a cigarette beside my backyard patio window and damned if that Mexican Staring Frog somehow by telepathic communication ordered me to listen and to be kind to my wife today….well, zombie like I am following his orders…that damned frog…at least he doesn’t affect my writing…RIBBIT  RIBBIT  RRRRRRIBBBBBITTTTT!  Andy from Ottawa

Bandito Nation…HAMC..Please Read On…

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

To People Who are Supposed to be Brothers…only within their own family…I understand….and know…how come in Canada some book is being written by some citizen, a know nothing piece of shit, is suggesting and writing and publishing very soon in a book, that, HAMC was appeased by their mortal enemies, the Banditos to kill a few off….as if…..there is no appeasing once you have taken up the life….no quarter given, no quarter expected….all or nothing….zero sum solution….so………..let’s expose that so called writer to be the piece of supercillious shit that he must be to suggest that…HAMC is all or nothing…Bandito Nation are the same….no negotiation and certainly no club would encourage an enemy club to commit fratricide because the same could happen to them….even I know that….and know I never considered myself a citizen, but, unfortunately because of a previous job I held I can never be a brother, so anyways, boycott the book, it already at first blush, it’s bullshit and do not line his pockets….that is all I have to say….Andy from Ottawa…

USA…you law suit hungry idiots!!

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok, ok, so a kid got hit playing baseball and died….yes, that is a tragedy….but a tragedy does not equate to a litigious outrage…I’m talking Louisville Slugger industry is ordered to pay the poor family (well I guess not too poor if they launched this ridiculous suit) and the family is awarded $850,000 because (the boy was hit by a ball struck successfully by an aluminum bat)….ahhhh…well, was the boy or any of the boys for that matter across the USA, Canada and Japan expecting to be hit by a wooden bat?  a bamboo bat?  a straw bat?  a cane bat?  a real fruit bat?  I mean come on….this is ridiculous….football players, young and old have the highest head injury deaths and survival and heart attacks….would the parents chose to sue Spalding Company, the maker of the football….ya, it sounds real trivial and stupid doesn’t it?  well, that is what it must be reduced to….the simplistics…a baseball bat is a baseball bat…wood or aluminum…it’s intended to hit the ball hard and that is that….$850K….that is ridiculous….at 54, I have now chosen, by my own volition to shave with one helluva expensive straight razor (Dobo) and if I slit my own throat…do you think I would sue Dobo?  or my want to be widow sue?  LOL…no she would not be stupid enough to sue Dobo…anyways, man this is ridiculous….but my sympathies to the poor kid that his death has made a team of lawyers extremely rich….while the family will only get 1/3 of the loot, if that….would you take money under those circumstances?  Andy from Ottawa….

USA…Gang Rape…I guess it’s a cultural thing…

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

USA, you got a few cracked eggs in your basket I think…20+ people and I use the word people very loosely…….involved and / or bystanders/onlookers, cheerleaders, in the gang rape of a 15 year old girl….ok, first off, I know and have lived and still do by the credo that either you lead the pack or you are hunted by the pack…no problem as a man….been there, done that, got the teeshirts….but, gang rape of a girl, let alone anyone, any age, any sex, well, now we are going into “it’s a cultural thing”  rap music, rap videos, rap concerts….I don’t have to paint a picture any further do I?  ya, I can understand, but never accept, war time rape, but, gang rape?  in the United States?  in our (lack of) moral zeigiest?  What the hell gives?  All my best wishes and prayers to the victim, and as for the, and I mean all the participants and onlookers….can’t wait to see and hear you’re being passed around hand to hand in the Big House with the Big Boys….Boy are you going to rue the day that you were spat and excreted on this world….you bastards….Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Now for something completely different…made in the USA….

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Dear Readers, if you want to watch a buzz movie, you know what I mean, a real Buzz Movie…..and for one helluva lot of laughs….”Cannibal! the Musical”1998 written and directed by Trey Parker of South Park fame….two stars?  anyways, one helluva good Buzz Movie….and it even has Canadian content….ie. the Hudson Bay Company blanket….at the various camp fire scenes….and most hilarious is the Japanese / Indian tribe….I can’t go on I’m splitting my guts…..and only two stars and a movie I never heard of before…Andy from Ottawa

Well Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton you buffaloed (f’d) again eh?

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well you two dorks…media hungry, opportunistic, racist in your own right….now two years later we learned the true story of Meagan Williams who supposedly and who you two embraced without a doubt and got a ton of publicity, racist bent I might add, recants her own racist accusations against 6 white men/women who supposedly kept her in a locked garden shed and supposedly did everything imaginable, sexual and otherwise…..to her….I might add at the time of her recantation people were still imprisoned because of her racist vile groundless accusations…so, brothers Jackson and Sharpton does the name Tawana Browley come to mind?  God you guys are so easily fooled….you have to be simpletons through and through….just like your own President…who I strongly supported from his first day….you are just like him….and I am not talking colour here….I am talking about RUSH TO JUDGEMENT….that is all I can bear to say..my stomach is still heaving having to write to you guys….you instigators and provacators make me sick….Andy from Ottawa, Canada