Canadian Immigration Minister Wants to keep out Criminals!!!!!

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok, Canadian Politicians, I guess the crazy days of August (you know exactly what I mean) started early this date of July 10, 2009, so, apparently the Immigration Minister, like my title says, wants to keep out, I guess, foreign criminals…..well, like the old saying goes, before you sweep other people’s doorsteps first make sure you clean and sweep your own….and then from there I might add, climb the ladder of who we let into the country i.e. the ones with money…..now, who can they be?  triads?  ms13? tongs? Big Boys?…do you get the point now?  I have not even gone into another continent…political correction I guess….teeheehee have fun in Uganda….anyways, you’re full of bullshit and emptiness after that bullshit has passed your bowells…so, don’t make ridiculous statements and publicity quotes you have no power or intention of following up on…..leave us in our la la summerland bliss….but, wait until parliment is in session…..and, we’re in touch directly with our MPs…..Andy from Ottawa….

 

Gov. Sanford SC (Rep) I never thought I would have to write this….

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Hey Gov, honest to God I never thought I would have to write this message…..up here in Canada whenever your name comes up amongst my friends, we salute you!!!!!!!!!!! We’re not fooled by the sycopantic CNN who always weeps and wails and tears their clothes off  in so called sympathy for the spurned wife….I remember very well when the first iota and scintalla of this so called story came out….it was obvious she had already kicked you out….so I remember that first….as you can see I got a good memory….then, the outrage struck with CNN and then et all…..and the final nail was the exposure of your beautiful “mistress”….kudos to you Bud…..you were already kicked out of the house (first CNN reports), then your mistress was exposed….and, now I guess, you’re treading water….not because of your heart but because of your career…..mano a mano…don’t give in….for a New York second….follow your heart wherever it leads you….be it Argentina or a miserable married life…..that you would have to pretend to engage in for the sake of a political career that is due to expire within years……follow your heart man….ignore the politically correct and your so called advisors…follow your heart and you will not go wrong….much respect….Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Mexico…Land of Sun and Fun and Unsolved Murders….

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok Mexico, I’m speaking up for the Americans here just in this sentence…..CNN reports a couple as in a man and woman were beaten and shot to death yesterday…..now, to us in Canada…..we have had untold, under reported, never resolved crimes against Canadians in your pig nation…..due to obvious police corruption, ineptitude and possible colusion with the bad guys…..re:  your drug gangs….victimizing “les gringos”….I remember very well, last year, when I left a message on the Mexican embassy’s phone recorder protesting the continuing (8 years) incarceration of an innocent grandfather accused of “drug smuggling”…..would you believe, Dear Readers, within 6 hours of that call the pig nation had the RCMP show up at my door…..apparently I must have hurt their poor feelings…showing them some sort of disrespect…anyways, a couple of weeks later, one of my daughters and a whole gang of her friends were going to go to Cancun and I emphatically ordered them to stay away from that pig nation…..they went to Haiti instead…..so anyways, as I said years ago….and today, tourists boycott the pig nation…..don’t even buy anything you can do without from said nation….and we bitch about other corrupt totalaterian police states across the world?  Andy from Canada

KISS Coming to Canada? Oh No!!!!!

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS coming to Canada?  Gene aren’t you rich enough?  Gene don’t you know when to quit at the top of your game?  If you want to make money Gene, sell tickets in various cities for fans like me to have dinner with you…one on one….just like Warren Buffet does….I think you’d make one hell of a lot more money….and I would be the first one in Canada to be honoured to be dining and drinking wine with you….but, you would have to pay…..because it is my god damned idea and I live on a medical pension…so I couldn’t afford it….remember me Gene!  www.ajmurdoch.wordpress.com…..get back to me on this Man!  and funnily enough my family and I were just talking about you much earlier and I said, ya I remember KISS well!  my fav hit….”I was made for loving you”…..respectfully yours, Shalom, Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Mexico You are Indeed a Pig Nation…

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok Mexico, I’m speaking up for the Americans here just in this sentence…..CNN reports a couple as in a man and woman were beaten and shot to death yesterday…..now, to us in Canada…..we have had untold, under reported, never resolved crimes against Canadians in your pig nation…..due to obvious police corruption, ineptitude and possible colusion with the bad guys…..re:  your drug gangs….victimizing “les gringos”….I remember very well, last year, when I left a message on the Mexican embassy’s phone recorder protesting the continuing (8 years) incarceration of an innocent grandfather accused of “drug smuggling”…..would you believe, Dear Readers, within 6 hours of that call the pig nation had the RCMP show up at my door…..apparently I must have hurt their poor feelings…showing them some sort of disrespect…anyways, a couple of weeks later, one of my daughters and a whole gang of her friends were going to go to Cancun and I emphatically ordered them to stay away from that pig nation…..they went to Haiti instead…..so anyways, as I said years ago….and today, tourists boycott the pig nation…..don’t even buy anything you can do without from said nation….and we bitch about other corrupt totalaterian police states across the world?  Yours Andy from Ottawa, Canada….

 

UK invents artificial semen…CNN

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well, Dear Readers, I think we have explained why the Royal Family and a lot of the Brits are the way they are…..they have just announced that they have created artificial semen…..well, that explains Prince Charles Jug Ears and all the rest with the exception of Prince Andy (I kinda like the guy……he’s my name sake)….and Andy as you know was the wild child, remember Coo Stark….the porno star…hell, he was the only normal one…..anyways, much kudos to you, in the UK for first cloning and now creating artificial semen….what the hell else do you do with your time?  Curious, befuddled, Andy from Ottawa, Canada….p.s. I will never ever ever shake hands with a Brit….he might be an off-spring…oooooh kinda scarey…..

Lebanese Man Wanders into Israel….CNN

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well, I guess the magic carpet sputtered out of Allah gas or maybe he forgot his explosive pack….or, maybe he was just stoned out of his mind on good and I mean……I don’t know this personally …teeheehee…good Lebanese hash…..anyways, maybe he wanted to be upgraded in education, health, security, employment and to see the fabled (slobber slobber)…..Sabra beautiful women!  God knows I wish I could…..Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Heidi Fliess…God will they every leave you alone?

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, when the hell will they ever get off your back?  Actually, I think they want to be on your back physically!!!!!!!!!! You are of  fine pedigree, very very intelligent (even they had to admit it) very pretty, and one hell of a smart business person…..ok, ok, the USA is in common sense decay…..now, to the present, now they are after you for dope?  Ridiculous!  Hire or ask for hire, one of MJs or OJs lawyers and seek dismissal because of relentless persecution and prosecution……hang tough Sweetheart!  If I was allowed in the States, I’d be there at your side…..Good Luck Sweetheart! RSVP if you wish…… Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Michael Jackson…A Beautiful Send Off!

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well, you had one hell of a send off….and the chapter is closed….I agree, you will indeed and deservedly so leave behind one hell of a legacy…..this will be the last blog I will write about you….but, I too will always remember this day that yes, a genius, a person as flawed as we all are and yes, somebody who eclipsed even the moon in terms of his past and what could have been his future….a la the Rat Pack, you know Sinatra and the boys….anyways, that was denied you by your untimely demise….but, your impact and talent and inner hidden beauty will live on through your children….God Speed Michael….yes, I wrote alot about your dark side and I am honest enough to admit it….but, we all have our dark sides….yours just got exposed more than most other people….as I said before, God Speed…Rest in Peace….you’ve earned it, I have to admit….Andy from Ottawa, Canada

Michael Jackson…Your Fag Hag is not going to speak? Oh Oh….

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Oh No!!!!!!!!! Michael Jackson how can you ever slide up or down the pole to your eternal repose….we don’t know exactly where you are going to go….which is why I said slide up or down the pole…..anyways, your #1 fag hag fan Pork Chop Chicken Bone Choking Liz Taylor is not going to speak at your memorial…..maybe you can send some demon to give her a Heimlick manouver so she can spit out another chicken bone so she can speak tomorrow morning….oh the pity of it…..oh the drama of it…..oh the pain of it….ohhhhhhhhh…yours respectfully you pervert….Andy from Ottawa…

Mrs. MJ Jackson…in her dreams…I cannot believe I am writing this!

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Dear Debbie Rowe, I cannot believe I am writing this….especially with the traumatic experience you must have had at the hands of King Turkey Baster….my sympathies I extend beyond measure…however, I have to be honest too Debbie, you got the money, twice over, please please please stay out of camera view….and TV camera view…..I always thought horse face Camilla Parker-Bowles (you know Jug Ears from England – Prince Charles) was the ugliest woman in the world….a real gold award for hag face of a life time……I honestly have to say….you’ve stolen that honour from Camilla…you are the ugliest woman in the world…I am so sorry for you…..why don’t you spend some of that money (turkey basting money) on yourself to do one hell of a lot of plastic surgery and perhaps you can be as pretty as Mr. Turkey Baster…..much respect, Andy from Ottawa, Canada