by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Dear Readers, I fully agree with that 65 year old sentiment…they should not have ever sent over their children during the blitz, because one of them, in my case, became my Mother….and she was, is, will always be, the nastiest, most miserable BITCH that I don’t know who ever created…yes, Britain owes not an apology to the kids of the blitz but they sure as hell owe me one helluva big apology for the nastiest, most wicked, most malicious and malevant piece of shit I have ever met in my life….and I’m 54 years old and I’ve met a helluva lot of people in my time….so Britain, you owe me some money or some military type of medal for what I put up with from your goddamned country…Andy from Ottawa…

by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

re Hamilton man who urinated on a World War I/II Cenotaph on Rememberance Week and then to top it off spat on all the wreaths….I wish this on you my piece of shit…I wish that you were somehow in a parallel universe, sent back to an Army barracks of the Warriors fighting WWI or even WWII, it doesn’t matter…knowing what you did….you would not have lasted a Montreal moment…you unmitigated piece of shit…I hope that this never leaves your name and will forever follow you (ie. job application etc etc or that you remain living in Hamilton) and you can be sure one day, one moment, one bar, one Canadian young War Vet from Afghanistan wearing jeans and a red and blue airborne teeshirt knows who you are and sits beside you in the bar…I will say no more, I will prognosticate no more, I leave it to your and your doctor’s, and I mean one helluva lot of doctors that would have to work on you……………..imagination….I’m getting out of here, I think I’ve said enough….Andy from Ottawa

by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Dear Pres, ok, you want to send in thousands of more troops to Afghanistan, your predecessor left you one helluva mess in Iraq but thankfully your troops suicide rates are down in Iraq…isn’t that good?  Up here in Canada we have no idea of your total American losses in Iraq….the last I heard it was months upon months ago at 4342 so I guess you are censoring your losses there….now, moving to Afghanistan a lot of losses there too I understand….I think around 800….remarkable that the American propaganda machine never releases either of the casualty figures…so I guess it is because of the post Viet Nam demoralizing effect…but, your suicide rates are higher in Afghanistan now as compared to Iraq….now I am not for one Montreal moment insulting your intelligence by asking this….what does that tell you Pres Rush to Judgement?…..as you are oozing out of Iraq why do you not just crack the whip and get out of two ingrate nations who have no use for you, consider you the Holy Crusaders Part Deux or maybe even Part Trois…get the hell out of where you are not wanted….and spend all those hundreds of billions on your health care program for your own citizens and be the true hero we all thought and were hoping and certainly expecting that you would be….so in all respect and to close…the world held high hopes for you when you were sworn in in January to that sacred office…I myself watched it live on CNN and lit up one of my expensive Cuban cigars and drank a fine glass of Spanish red wine…..but you disappointed me Man….I don’t know what is going to happen in 2012 or whenever your next election is….I am sure the rubes and the minions let alone the intelligensia will do at that time…much love and respect to your brave Men and Women in the Armed Services…do right by them! ….as the slang goes….yours Andy from Ottawa, Canada

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok, ok, like my title says, now let me get this right, you are going to put 5 of the top 9/11 instigators on civilian trial with all of it’s inherant rights and protected priviledges……so much for water boarding 183 times on RUK….case tossed right off the bat….then you propose to shelter and try eventually the other 200…are you guys nuts?  I tell you what, and I am a Muslim myself, but I am a good Muslim….I’ll even tell you my chosen name….Saifullah….I suggest you take the over 200 bastards, load them up on a ship and sink them in international waters…..you stand at great risk, oh America…bigger than you would even believe…it will be a non ending, unending, never to be satisfied blood oath of the zealots to wreak havoc on your nation as long as the lunatic fringe of my own faith are on your soil….woe to you USA….Andy / Saifullah from Ottawa, Canada

by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

ok, ok, I’ve written about this concern of mine before and I think I called it “What’s with the cult of personality?”…..yes, Robin Meade is very telegenic…and if I wasn’t married she would be in my bed in a Montreal moment….but what is up with her screeching advertising of her show?  does she want to be a rock star (looks yes, voice no)?  or does she want to be a professional as she is in her own right?  I mean, damn it…I purposely get up early in the morning to watch her and look at her and see what she is wearing (more low cut please)….but to hear her screeching so called singing on commercials advertising her hours on HLN even my cat just goes crazy running away….so Robin, more T&A, less singing….yours, Andy from Ottawa, Canada

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Ok, ok, being a true Canadian I know that Canada sucks and blows (especially the women) over our hockey mega gods who get paid mega millions, but for the one instance that we know was caught re Calgary Flames Hockey team all getting their H1N1 flu shot in a private undisclosed location, in other words not in a hospital, out in the open, they secretly get the H1N1 shot…ok, that’s cool…we love our dummies on skates…now, statistically speaking how many lives did they endanger because of their greediness?  i.e. children, pregnant women, the elderly like my old inlaws who live in a retirement home with 100 other elderly people and all the friends and family that drop by for those over 100 people….professional atheletes in Canada…stick to what you do best…excel in your field and continue being arrested for drunk driving…those two things are what you do best…you are not worthy any more than we are…in the lineup…and I know one of your officials got fired, I hope many more are to come….it is like the old adage of a sinking boat….women and children first…but you bastards took up a life raft or two….how many did you leave behind?  Just curious, Andy from Ottawa

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

USA, like my title says, once again you have had a wretched week…culminating in todays outrage at Fort Hood…..gang rapes, murdered police officers, I could go on and on and on….but, you get my point….I feel so sorry as a human and as somebody who once spent two halcyon years in California and considers myself part American by love and choice….I am so sorry for your rotten week………I would strongly suggest cull your perverts, murderers, repeat offenders, religious zealots, overseas infiltrators and provocaters….I think that would be a good first step….God Bless America….and God Bless Canada…America’s best ally….Andy from Ottawa….

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Well…ummm…ahhhhh….ahhmmmmm….the beknighted Elton is indisposed with the flu and a particular e-coli infection….well…go to your dictionary and you know that e-coli comes from feces and filth…hmmmmm…me thinks his Canadian boyfriend of over 30 years must take more showers before he partakes to Sir Elton’s chamber….I cannot go on anymore….I’m laughing too hard…your’s, Andy from Ottawa

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

USA, I’ve sent this blog out several times….why are you withholding the totality of your deaths in Iraq of your brave men and women who have lost their lives for an ingrate nation?  The last count I heard was months ago by Nancy Grace on HLN and that had it (months ago) at 4342 and what about the totality of your Afghan losses…another ingrate nation…ya, we hear 2 a day here, 14 a day there….but we never hear the totality…are you afraid…you politicians that is….of the Viet Nam War curse…just wondering…I have even called several times the military attache’s office in Ottawa ie. your own embassy and they all play dumb when it comes to that question….I say to them well check your computer….and they say we have no computer access to that….ya right!  in the military attache’s office….I dare you for the sake of your own people who want their boys and girls home and I also dare you to be truthful as President Obama promised he would be to furnish the numbers on a regular bases….and trust me with my persistence and my wife’s computer savy we could find Michael Moore in a Montreal moment and ask him….skeptically yours, Andy from Ottawa….

By Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Oh my God, Oh my God, this morning at 10:34 a.m. EST, I got zapped and under the spell of a Mexican staring frog (species from Southern Sri Lanka) and he was staring at me as I was smoking a cigarette beside my backyard patio window and damned if that Mexican Staring Frog somehow by telepathic communication ordered me to listen and to be kind to my wife today….well, zombie like I am following his orders…that damned frog…at least he doesn’t affect my writing…RIBBIT  RIBBIT  RRRRRRIBBBBBITTTTT!  Andy from Ottawa