How to Confuse a Cat….Part 2

As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Dear Readers, this is the second part of how to confuse a cat….last night I made a beautiful garlic shrimp and white rice supper with red wine as an accompaniment and yes I was gaseous later….well….being that I go to bed at 9:00 p.m…..oh, I’m sorry…I stayed up to watch Joy Behar, my fantasy object….on CNN’s Larry King, so I went to bed around 9:45 p.m. after she was over….anyways, well I guess I started passing gas again around 1 a.m. because my cat who sleeps beside me with his head beside me jerked upright and woke me up….so I applied bandages as were necessary…then I went back to sleep as did Skittles my cat….and then half an hour later I was awakened by an enormous thunder as was my cat….needless to say I had to apply bandages as necessary again….boy oh boy I wish I had infrared night vision, you know what I mean…..cameras to watch Skittles and me fighting over whose gas is worse…..Cat gas or human gas….anyways…..got to love those little critters….they provide us with so much joy and give us so much love….that’s all they ever ask for, is love….signing out, peace out, meow Andy….XXX poof!  poof!  poof!

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