How to Confuse a Wife – Part 2

As Told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen

Wife Disclaimer:  Neither the cat nor I are at all confused…..

6.  When Michael and Janet Jackson are on MTV pretend that Michael is the sexy one….

7.  Ask your wife, if Jack helps her on the horse, will she help Jack off the horse?

8.  An old one here, cellophane (plastic wrap) the toilet opening at night and put the lid down for her….

9. Dap a little bit of Preparation H on the tiniest tip of her lipstick….

10.  Put catnip in her shoes and listen later through the day and night as she complains about all the lesbians who chased her up hill and down dale throughout her day…….

Peace Out, Andy from Canada….

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