As told by Andrew James Murdoch Stephen
Well Dear Readers, did you hear the one about yesterday’s arrest of a woman who was smuggling in a doped out monkey, pretending she was pregnant?……anyways, I guess she promised her husband / life partner she was going to bring back as a gift to him something to spank his monkey…..I need add no more….Beavis and Butt-head rules! Andy from Canada.
p.s. I think he was expecting something under age 18, human and female….