Dear Male Readers, I am sure I am not alone in this, when our hausnfraus and wife insist on always purchasing ginormous size discount toilet paper……we already know our woman wrap their hands with toilet paper like a boxing glove and block the toilets….meanwhile, we sit down on the throne….do our business…and unwrap a reasonable amount of toilet paper and oh my God….when we wipe, with cheap toilet paper, we have given ourselves our own prostate exam…..isn’t that gross….I propose we organize a national, no let me say, international day of protest….against crappy bulk size cheap toilet paper….still moaning in pain….still flushed with embarrassment from my own self induced prostate exam….Andy from Ottawa.
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Israel, Israel, Israel, what are you to do? Just heard on CNN news at 3 o’clock p.m. EST, Sunday the 10th of April, that those oh so glorious warriors who launch rockets into your cities finally provoke your response, and they bleat…..We want a cease fire! God, Israel, thank God you’re a strong people….thank goodness for your patience….because if you responded like Dayan, ya, you would have eliminated them….but you would have the neo-facists states of the EU and everyone else, except Canada and the USA jumping to their defence….regardless of their numerous murderous provocations….if you can use a 56 year old ex-cop to work in a kibbutz to free up a healthy Sabra to fight or for that matter, me to fight send me an airline ticket….Shalom, best to you all, love and respect for your country and people, Andy from Ottawa…
CNN, I address you specifically, please respect us, the public, enough that yes, we all loved and will miss Liz Taylor….she died at 79….she had a helluva lot of fun…and joy and success that few could ever imagine….now please do not saturate your airwaves for over a week non-stop about Liz. Oh, and coincidently, was it not 2 days ago in Iraq that a US Soldier was killed by an IED and you only reported it on the bottom of the news crawler and you never mentioned his name. Let’s get a little fairness here. Heroes or Stars? I think you know where I’m going on this. Stars have had their time…most of them…too much of it….but what about your 5000 Heroes that gave their lives in Iraq and Afganistan and soon I’m afraid…Libyia…yours, Andy from Canada.
USA, Beware, beware…..let the UN be the international policemen…if they have the balls to….do not step in….unwelcomed or uninvited…you think Iraq, which you thought was going to be a cakewalk has cost you almost 5000 lives and you are still there….well…my friends, if I read the Muslim world and mentality as I do, being Muslim myself, Libya will be more than a tough nut to crack….it will be a rock which has a diamond inside and everybody with an IQ over room temperature knows you can’t crack a diamond. Beware! Let the UN step up to the plate for once…peace out…Andy from Canada…
I am aghast…totally, totally astounded still….when words of this outrage first appeared in November there abouts….TV news people question about and yack about our culture of violence…me, I say, in all truth, honesty and fairness it is the violence of a sub culture….I don’t have to paint a brush anymore than that….listen to the music, look at the videos, watch any television show about crime stories, you know what I mean….48 Hours etc….it is that same mentality…totally appalled…and as for those 18 to up to 28 people because they think 10 more were involved, if that was my daughter there would be one helluva lot of grey matter splattered on the streets of Cleveland Texas before the police had a chance to arrest them…totally disgusted…Andy from Ottawa.
Hey beloved leader of your peoples…we know that they all throw themselves at your feet….but, you stomp on the necks of quite a few of them…and for that reason the Senator Paulenti was right to describe you as a sociopathic killer….well, dear leader, child of the sun and the moon, blah blah blah…..I do have to take umbridge with the Senator on one point….he insults us highly functioning and law abiding sociopaths when he describes you on the same breath as our fun filled minor mental disability…LOL LOL….Andy from Ottawa
Well Dear Readers, finally getting a lot of readers concerning my taser 1, 2, 3 stories, which are centered around the outrage and tragedy of the David Utman murder. As you know full well a certain officer OPD had much to do with getting the ball rolling to David’s demise. My last word on this, due to the incredible amount of hits in a such a short time, I will mention here and now if any of this and past postings are going to be held up to use against me, boy oh boy, will they open a pandoras box on themselves and as they know for a long time the press hung on my every word. Listened and blasted on the publics and yes, my, behalf. So beware of that pandoras box. Andy from Ottawa.
p.s. so in other words, OPD think twice before thinking of biting my tail.